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  • About Me! (aka “Her Ladyship”)

    I'm sure you're wondering... who is this bitch? Well, let me fill you in on a little something about me. I'm a golden bitch, dog model, lover of tennis balls, playful to a fault, in agility training, a spoiled rotten pooch, stubborn beyond all get out (or at least that's what my parents tell me), begger extraordinaire, hogger of bed space, chaser of Oscar the cat, golden frog, and adorable in every way.

    I could elaborate more, but maybe you should just check back often to see what's going on. Remember, I cover the essentials: Style. Fashion. Fur.

A Walk in to the Collar Closet with Harley…..

My name is Harley, and that is a very confusing name because I am not in to leather or chrome or denim.  My first parents gave me that name and then they gave me up.  Fortunately, I went to live with an outdoors lover and fashion diva that could deliver the lifestyle of recreation and culture that I so richly deserved.

It all began when my dad tried to make be a hunter.  My first collar was the classic Orvis leather with the shotgun shell brass accent….just like so many of my old man’s belts.  He’s a great guy and I love to go hunting with him, but really?  A svelte thing like me prancing through the inner loop in brown leather?  My mom quickly intervened.

While mom’s first dabbles in to my fashion life were quite embarrassing – she dressed me up as a Jane Fonda work out dog and then a bumble bee for Halloween – she quickly took the hint when I ate both the early “outfits”, if you can even call them that.  She realized that I was a lady that wanted to follow in her Manolo Blahnik footsteps and be outfitted in accessories by Prada for dogs.

My Collar Closet began to grow and we abide by several rules.  The first rule is to be seasonal, but not over the top (the human equivalent of such a “faux paw” is a bipod in a Christmas sweater).  Recently, I had my mom switch out my red and white snow flake collar by Bark Jacobs for a New Orleans inspired blue collar that features street cars, crawfish and Fleur-de-lis.  This is a subtle reminder of my Cajun roots (and how much I would love to get my jaws around a Hubig’s pie one day) and worked for February because we were in Mardi Gras season.

For March, I have moved on to a more spring themed collar which we will talk about next time.  I will also share some hints for avoiding traumatic collar experiences!

Happy Holidays!

It’s that time of year again, and I hope that Santa brings me something good!  I thought I would get into the holiday spirit by doing a special holiday shoot with my bestie, Isabella.  She should open a modeling agency for pups because she has got it going on!  Anyways, back to the shoot.  So, if you’re wondering, yes the gifts are all for me and Isabella.  We don’t work for free after all.  High class bitches need perks, and what better perks than beautiful packages tied up with ribbons and pine cones that I could potentially shred?  Even though I’m a first class lady, I do like me some pine cones:)

Isabella and I hope you have a fabulous holiday season and a safe and happy New Year!

 

 

Lindsey Fulham - December 22, 2011 - 1:30 am

Adorable!!!

Relax in Style!

All doggie divas need to make sure they get a good night sleep.  I get a full 8 hours every night… why do you think I look so good???  And, how do I sleep in style??  With my fabulous bed from P.L.A.Y. Pet Lifestyle and You!  Talk about stylish.  Not only do I sleep like a puppy, I look good while I do it, which is pretty much the norm for most of my activities;).  But back to these beds.  Why do I love them so much?  Well, there is a duvet to match everyone’s personal style and decor needs.  I myself have multiple beds to match my different moods.  I have my Urban Denim round bed at the studio to rest up on for my photo shoots, and I have my Kalahari Lounge Bed at home.  I may have a couple of Chill Pads lying around too for when I need a quick power nap.  To explain my P.L.A.Y. fetish, I guess you could compare it to a lady who loves a shoe so much she has to buy it in every color.  That’s me… just with P.L.A.Y. beds.  Getting your beauty sleep never looked this good!

 

Stay furry and fabulous!

 

Grooming Anyone?

Every girl knows that a bad haircut can seriously ruin your day.  I myself have a had a few horror stories in my time. I once went into a salon for a standard shampoo (and blow dry, of course), and left with a little something extra.  Or, perhaps, something missing.  My papa called it my “Brazilian”.  Imagine having a solid line shaved from belly to booty (and by booty, I mean to the very edge of my tail!). Trust me, it wasn’t the most becoming look.  Needless to say, I became a bit more picky when it comes to my mane. I do have to impress the boys at daycare. I’m not the only bitch in there, you know.

So, I thought I would pass along some sweet details on how to get your perfect do!  I recently tried out a groom from Shaggy Chic.  Not only do they pamper you by coming to your own pad, they give you the VIP treatment!  I was one hot bitch after my appointment with Kristen, the brains behind Shaggy Chic.  My groom took place at Mama’s studio, so I felt right at home.  Kristen was great trimming my golden locks, and she was very gentle with some of the other unmentionables that go along with a good groom… you dogs know what I’m talking about.  If you want to feel like a VIP pooch in the comforts of your own home, then call up Shaggy Chic for an unforgettable experience!

My (OK, our) fur, is first and foremost, the most important part of our overall look, and no doubt about it!  But there are two sides to this coin.  I don’t want to take a walk with my Mama if her hair is out of control. Studs don’t just look at me — they look at the whole package. The *last* thing that I want is for Mama’s do to scare off potential suitors! Luckily, Mama found a great new place to get her hair done. She always comes home looking like someone that I would deign to be seen in public with.  Frankly, I know that I always look good — that notorious Brazilian may have put a cloud over my day, but I learned how to rock/hide it (one word: feathers.  You goldens will know;).  However, the same can’t always be said for Mama.  Nowadays though, thanks to The Do Bar, I can count on her hair looking fantastic!  Her clothes are another story… but we’ll tackle that later.  Check out just how fabulous The Do Bar is with the amazing photos done by Jill Hunter below.

Stay furry and fabulous!

Must Have Fall Colors

Looking for the perfect coat? Well, too bad, I’ve got it!  My luxurious and fashion forward golden locks are a hit any season. Jealous??  Don’t get too upset over my golden mane being this year’s hottest piece for fall… I wouldn’t leave you completely in the wind.  Having said that, I do have some pertinent advice that I gleaned from a very reliable two-legged source: Melissa Sugulas Style.

I’m not going to tell you what to wear (even though I have impeccable taste). Some things you have go figure out for yourself!  But, here’s some great aforementioned advice to get you started. One word: color. You can have the best outfit in the room (i.e. flowing golden locks) but if the color isn’t right why even show up?  Check out the hot colors for fall and be sure to pick up a piece in one of these colors. I know I’m requesting either a new collar or leash in the deep teal because it compliments my coloring. This bitch is looking good for fall.

 

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